EMINEM LYRICS - Taking My Ball

[Eminem]
Make my vocals sound sexy,
Come on man, come on man, okaaaay,

[Chorus]
It feels so wrong cos it feels so right,
But its all right, its ok with me,
Ill do my steps all by myself,
I dont need nobody to play with me,
But if you just give me a chance,
I can put you in a trance the way I dance,
But dont nobody wanna play with me so Im
Taking my ball and going home, hooome,

[Verse 1]
Im that guy man, shove a dime up in my hind end,
And crush it with my butt muscles as I cut vocals,
Slut poke holes in your shirt jump in mud puddles,
While I stomp mud holes in your ass girl lets cuddle,
Blood curdling on your girdle whatll,
I do for my next trick Im feeling wonderful,
I think I might just do something a little less subtle,
Shove a fucking Tonka truck up a little kids butt hole,
Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash Ambassador,
Of the Valentines Day massacre slash assassin,
I slash her in ass with an icicle and leave her in a blood bath while I,
Put a catheter in and jump in the bath with her,
In my Spider-Man mask just imagine,
The fun I can have with a strap on,
Stick up a Kim Kardashians ass,
And make the bitch run a triathlon,
Are those pistachios? Damn id like to have some,
Laying on the patio man rolling a fat one,
Shady drop the magic marker put the cap on,
Goddamn man are you that much of an asshole.

[Chorus]
It feels so wrong cos it feels so right,
But its all right, its ok with me,
Ill do my steps all by myself,
I dont need nobody to play with me,
But if you just give me a chance,
I can put you in a trance the way I dance,
But dont nobody wanna play with me so Im
Taking my ball and going home, hooome,

[Verse 2]
I'm like Houdini,
Tuck my teeny, eenie, weenie between each,
One of my thighs and make it disappear like Houdini.
Make this shit disappear like Tara Ried in a bikini,
Believe me homie you don't know the meaning of a meanie.
They call me the fruit loop from Jupiter,
I'm tryna maneuver the hoover up in your poop shoot, don't move or ya,
Might get it stuck up so fuckin' far up in your uvula,
You ain't gonna know what he was tryna do to your gloutius.
Totally tubular, sniffin' glue through a tube in the studio,
Now who do ya think is more fruitier?
Weenier's smothered in peanut butter,
Pudding on the tube of your eye shadow,
And that'd look nice, you shoulda seen it mother.
I think I put a piece of art on my Visa card,
Then I'll go beat Mischa Barton with some pleasing art?
(I have no fucking idea)
And mosy on over to Rosie O'Donnell's, with McDonald's,
Jump in her lap and watch the Sopranos.

[Chorus]
It feels so wrong cos it feels so right,
But its all right, its ok with me,
Ill do my steps all by myself,
I dont need nobody to play with me,
But if you just give me a chance,
I can put you in a trance the way I dance,
But dont nobody wanna play with me so Im
Taking my ball and going home, hooome,

[Verse 3]
Shady what're ya doin' chewin' on a human?
Grab an aluminum bat and hide a clue in the back room,
And assumin' the fact that that dude's in the back room,
Usin' the bathroom, vacuumin' a raccoon,
Skewin' a rat, a cat, screwin' a baboon.
You shouldn't ask, "What is he doin' with that broom?".
You should be glad he ain't leave you full of stab wounds,
You in a trance, I'm back doing my dance, ooh.
But they're afraid I might get Sarah Palin,
By the hair and make her wear a bathin' suit and take her parasailin'.
Shady why do you gotta pick on the lady for,
Why you make her read 84 bed time stories to you and baby-tard?
'Cause I'm scared, there's monsters under my bed,
Kelly Pickler hid my juicebox under my bassinet,
No wonder my ass is wet, my diaper needs to be changed,
Do you like graffiti dike? Well I can pee-pee and write your name.

[Chorus]
It feels so wrong, does it feel so right ?
But its alright, it's okay with me.
I'll do my steps all by myself, I don't need nobody to play with me,
But if you just give me a chance, I can put you in a trance the way I dance .
But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm taking my ball and going home (home).

[Outro]
Fine...Nobody wants to play with me?
Fuck you then...Bitch...Guys are always mean to me anyways...
All they do is rub gum in my hair and stuff...You guys are going to make me sad...I'm crying.
I'm gunna tell my mom...MOMMMMMMMM...

PLEASURE P LYRICS - Lick Lick Lick

My Name...Is Pleasure P
& I'm Addicted 2 Sex
I Mean..I Got A Confession 2 Make
& I'm Really Seekin Ur Help
U Know What I'm Sayin
C I Got This Girl
& Every Time We Do It
It's Incredible
I Mean It's Amazing
I just Cant Stop
& U Know..
I Gotta Say It Out
I'm Just Addicted
U Know What I'm Sayin So...
Help Me Out...Please
C I Got A Problem
& I Dont Know What To Do
Cuz Sex Is Always On My Mind
Me & This Girl
We Been Dirty 4 A While
& I Cant Get Enough of Her

When she Start Rubbing My Body
Makin Me Do Something Real nutty
Cuz She Like To Get On Top
& When She Get On Top
She Like 2 Stay On Top
& Make Her Body Just Drop
Slow...........
Sexy While We Sexin
Thats Why I Wanna Lick

Said I Wanna Lick Lick Lick
Girl I Wanna Lick
All Over Ur Body Baby
Said I Wanna Lick Lick Lick
Girl U Make My Tongue
Go La La La La La La La La
La La Laaaaa
Said I Wanna Lick Lick Lick
It Just Me & U In This Room
& I Wanna Do
Some Grown Man Things 2 U
Said I Wanna Lick Lick Lick
Aaaaaaa I I I I
Wanna Lick Ur Body..Baby

It's Something I'm goin Throw I'm Havin
Fancies At The Pillow & I
Cant Stop Thinkin Of Her & What
We Used 2 Do
Strawberrys & Whipped Cream
Oh I've Just been
Addicted 2 Ur Love
I Cant Get Enough
aahaa

When she Start Rubbing My Body
Makin Me Do Something Real nutty
Cuz She Like To Get On Top
& When She Get On Top
She Like 2 Stay On Top
& Make Her Body Just Drop
Slow............
Sexy While We Sexin
& I Cant Get Enough

Said I Wanna Lick Lick Lick
I Wanna Lick Ur Body
Baby ay ay ay ay
Said I Wanna Lick Lick Lick
Lick Ur Body Up & Down
Lick Ur Body Ur & Down ooohoo
Said I Wanna Lick Lick Lick
see It's Kinda Hard
Cuz I Cant Stop & I Wont Stop
Cant Stop & I Wont Stop
Baby...
Said I Wanna Lick Lick Lick
I Want It In The Morning Time
I Wanna Have Sex
In The Evening Time
It's Something About Ur Love..........Ay

Aeeeeeey Ay Ay Ay
Ooh Baby
I Wanna Lick Ur Body
Said I Wanna Lick Lick Lick
All Night & All Day
In a Frecky Way
I Wanna Lick U Girl
Said I Wanna Lick Lick Lick

WAKA FLOCKA FLAME LYRICS - O Let's Do It

[Verse 1]
I fucked my money up, damn
Now I can't re-up
Ran off in his spot just to get my stacks up
Now I'm back on deck, so shawty what the fuck you want
Heard he talkin shit but this ain't what the fuck he want
Locked my CEO up, now it's back to coka
Niggas talkin shit bruh, hang him by a ropa
Hit em with the choppa, call that shit hot lava
Call me waka flocka aka young wild nigga
Aka young drug dealer
Got purp, got kush, got pills got white
In the trap all night with the hard and the soft
Stacks on the flo' make you wanna get with em
Shook it to the left then he shook it to the right
So icey brick boys got it all night
These lame ass niggas ain't got no fight
Kick in my door we gon shoot out all night
Home of he Braves shawty shoot em with a K

[Chorus]
YEAH, O let's do it
Ay, O let's do it
Ay, O let's do it
YEAH, drug dealin music, Ay
I influence, Ay
I influence
YEAH, O let's do it
Ay, O let's do it
Ay, O let's do it
YEAH, drug dealin music, Ay
I influence, Ay
I influence

[Verse 2]
One shot man down, his brains go ka-pow
Ow, that shit hurt, so don't fuck around
But that happen often off in riverdale georgia
You gone pay the life you live off in riverdale georgia
They gone lay yo ass out rock you to sleep like a baby
Hit squad shawty in the hood we got them babies
Ever since they killed my nigga Trav, start poppin pills and actin crazy
Ever since they killed my nigga Trav, start poppin pills and actin crazy

[Chorus]
YEAH, O let's do it
Ay, O let's do it
Ay, O let's do it
YEAH, drug dealin music, Ay
I influence, Ay
I influence
YEAH, O let's do it
Ay, O let's do it
Ay, O let's do it
YEAH, drug dealin music, Ay
I influence, Ay
I influence

[Verse 3]
Yeaaah, Flocka said lets do it
And this real money, so we getting to it
And yo bitch, she choosin', but if you aint talking dollars, keep it moving
Catch me on the south, with flocka flame
And we got a problem if you saying Wocka lame
Cause we off the chain, you see my green flash
You wont be O lets do it, cause you aint bad
Happenin music, is for the drug dealers
Happenin music, influence thug niggas
Okay, so if you gettin to it
Ay, o lets do it, ay o lets do it

[Chorus]
YEAH, O let's do it
Ay, O let's do it
Ay, O let's do it
YEAH, drug dealin music, Ay
I influence, Ay
I influence
YEAH, O let's do it
Ay, O let's do it
Ay, O let's do it
YEAH, drug dealin music, Ay
I influence, Ay
I influence

ALLSTAR WEEKEND LYRICS - Not Your Birthday

Every clock is ticking faster
Taking trips around the sun
Another year, another chapter
5 and 4 and 3 and 2 and 1

Drop your calls, loose your keys
(Before the night is gone)
Get yourself out your seat
(Oh oh)
Quit your bitchin move your feet
(Until the break of dawn)
Cause nobody gives a damn about the day that you were born

This songs for everyone who it aint your birthday
You gotta party like its not, party like it's not
This songs for anyone who's having the worst day
You gotta party like its not, party like its not
(Oh ah oh)

Party like its not, party like its
Like its not your birthday
Party like its not, party like its not
Oh ah oh
Party like its not, party like its
Like its not your birthday
Party like its not, party likes its not
Oh ah oh

Take a moment of the good life
Chase it down until you fall
Three hundred and sixty five nights
Why just one, when we can have 'em all

Drop your calls, loose your keys
(Before the night is gone)
Get yourself out your seat
(Oh oh)
Clap your hands, move your feet
(Until the break of dawn)
Cause nobody gives a damn about the day that you were born

This songs for everyone who it aint your birthday
You gotta party like its not, party like its not
This songs for anyone who's having the worst day
You gotta party like its not, party like its not
(Oh ah oh)

Party like its not, party like its
Like its not your birthday
Party like its not, party like its not
Oh ah oh
Party like its not, party like its
Like its not your birthday
Party like its not, party like its not
Oh ah oh

Ok lets loose control
I wanna see everybody on the floor
Go and send your invitations
Do it now cause time is wastin'
Life is tough so fill the cup
I wanna do it now so live it up
Get down, get loud, everybody stand up
Everybody go nuts throw your hands up
Okay check it now here's the plan
We gonna dance till we cannot stand
Move your feet to every beat
Look back, bring it back
Put it on repeat
The crowd goes wild, you know whats up
If you wanna party, then here's your song
Its alright, its okay
Its not even my birthday

Party like its not, party like its not
Party like its not, party like its not
(Like its not your birthday)
Party like its not, party like its not
Party like its not, party like its not

This songs for everyone who it aint your birthday
You gotta party like its not, party like its not
This songs for anyone who's having the worst day
You gotta party like its not, party like its not
Like its not your birthday(Oh ah oh)
Party like its not, party like its not
Like its not your birthday
Party like its not, party like its not
Like its not your birthday
Party like its not, party like its not
Like its not your birthday
Party like its not, party like its not
Oh ah oh

THE-DREAM (f/ T.I.) LYRICS - Make Up Bag

[Verse 1 - The-Dream]
She madder than a motha fucka
Cause shawty badder than a motha fucka
It's 2 in the morning
I been out all night patroning
She saying sorry won't get it
So Sorry can't hit it
Cause she don't wanna hear me (hear me)
Dont wanna be near me (near me)
And shes in the right
Cause I got makeup all on my collar
Chanel numba 5, is all on my shirt but I aint even holler
She pressing me out with nothin but her panties on
Gon spend all night alone but its gon be fine cause this works everytime

[Chorus]
If you ever make ya girlfriend mad
Dont let ya good girl go bad
Drop 5 stacks on the make up bag
Drop drop 5 stacks on the make up bag
Yup
Louie, Prada, RMS, Fendi, Valentino
Yeah they all make money
Drop 5 stacks on the make up bag
Drop drop 5 stacks on the make up bag girl
The make up bag [4x]

Yup

[Verse 2 - The-Dream]
She packing all of my shit puttin it all on her left
Shawty screaming on me, I think a nigga going deaf
If you could see how she looking,
she cant stand aside on me
I wanna be on her
but she dont wanna be on me
& shes on the right, cause I got makeup all on ma collar
chanel numba 5 its all on ma shirt but I aint even holler
I'm up on all night she got me sleepin on da sofa
just when I think that Its ova, she said U wanna break up
then you know what to do to makeup

[Chorus]
If you ever make ya girlfriend mad
Dont let ya good girl go bad
Drop 5 stacks on the make up bag
Drop drop 5 stacks on the make up bag
Yup
Louie, Prada, RMS, Fendi, Valentino
Yeah they all make money
Drop 5 stacks on the make up bag
Drop drop 5 stacks on the make up bag girl
The make up bag [7x]

[The-Dream]
Oh yeah
I aint waiting on cupid (cupid)
nigga I do this, do this money
Prolly change your mind
Up in 24 hrs, I do this
I do this [7x]

[Verse 3 - T.I.]
I get home late, shawty mad, I aint did shit
Im in the club wasted, mindin my own business
And they was on me, I cant help that broads want me
Lets makeup before we go to sleep, whats it gon be?
Chanel, YSL, Mark Jacobs, Gucci, Louie V..
Pick ya 2 or 3 and some hair with some jewelry
Maybe you will see one day that this aint nothin to a G
All I do for you is just a part of me doin me
See I dont buy em cause ya mad at me,
Swear to God I just wanna see ya sexy ass happy
So if it put a smile on ya face hit the mall pick a bag black card on the way

[Chorus]
If you ever make ya girlfriend mad
Dont let ya good girl go bad
Drop 5 stacks on the make up bag
Drop drop 5 stacks on the make up bag
Yup
Louie, Prada, RMS, Fendi, Valentino
Yeah they all make money
Drop 5 stacks on the make up bag
Drop drop 5 stacks on the make up bag girl
The make up bag [8x]